Note from Aimee: I lifted this from my husband's Facebook page. Yes, I am a thief.
Dog: Hey there! Great to see ya! Ooooo, you look tired. Wanna pet me? *lick lick* I love you! You smell nice! Like a heaven cake. With angel sprinkles too! That's you. I love you. I just want to lick you! *lick lick* How was your day? Me: Thanks, I'm tired. Feeling sick, but had a ton to do so had to work hard all day. Good to be done. Now I can relax. How about you? D: My day was great! I got up, got to see you. Then we walked for a while. I love walking with you. We saw a CAT! Then we got back and I ate. That was good. Then I took a long nap, oh did that feel good. *lick lick* Then I got up, shit all over the living room, then took another nap. I had no idea I was so tired. Then I went out in the yard for a while. There was a SQUIRREL. I can't catch them because they are fast. And now you are back, so this is AWESOME! *lick lick* I love this day! I love you! M: Hang on. Back to that part in the middle...
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