Funny Tweets from November, Thanksgiving & Black Friday
Doing that ninja exercise where you punch water, only instead of water I'm using gravy, and instead of my fists, I'm using my tongue.
— J. Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) November 28, 2014
I'm thankful I didn't have to find out which family member brought the bottle of Ménage a Trois wine to Thanksgiving dinner.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) November 28, 2014
"I don't think I'm going to make it to #SideboobSunday, you guys," he moaned from the La-Z-boy, cradling a distended, gravy-filled stomach.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) November 28, 2014
The only CGI in Star Wars The Force Awakens will be used to close Harrison Ford's earring hole.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 28, 2014