My picks for best humor tweets this month with (of course) high emphasis on Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the upcoming holiday season. Enjoy!
Doing that ninja exercise where you punch water, only instead of water I'm using gravy, and instead of my fists, I'm using my tongue.
— J. Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) November 28, 2014
I'm thankful I didn't have to find out which family member brought the bottle of Ménage a Trois wine to Thanksgiving dinner.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) November 28, 2014
"I don't think I'm going to make it to #SideboobSunday, you guys," he moaned from the La-Z-boy, cradling a distended, gravy-filled stomach.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) November 28, 2014
The only CGI in Star Wars The Force Awakens will be used to close Harrison Ford's earring hole.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 28, 2014