I am sure this is *not* what they had in mind.

BUT. We are a mere $249 shy of hitting our health insurance deductible. Why is this so special? Because our plan covers 100% after the deductible. Of course, the deductible is fucking $4,000 – so they never thought we would get there… but BWAA HAA HAA. We are THERE. And I am making doctor’s appointments LEFT AND RIGHT to take advantage of all that free medical shit. I CANNOT WAIT to refill my monstrous amount of prescriptions in December and not pay a freaking dime.

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