The One Part I Don’t Like

Of course I totally think my son is the cutest thing since sliced bread. But there is just one body part that annoys me.

His belly button. (Yes, get your mind out of the gutter).

He is a WAY outtie. I mean, it spirals like it was made in Whoville. Now, I don’t have anything against outties, his just bugs me. I feel like I am going to accidentally scrape it off every time I pull his pants up.

And my OB-GYN even told Bryan she thought Declan would have a cute belly button when he was born.

Lies. All lies.