I can’t believe what I just did.
Some idiot teenage girls in a Jeep with the top down purposely and flagrantly stole my parking spot at Whole Foods (which is always the biggest zoo on the entire planet), all the while laughing their asses off and blasting Beyoncé. So, what did I do? With Declan in the car? I zoomed my car up the their’s – one foot away from a Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes maneuver – rolled down my window and started yelling at them about how I had been waiting for that spot, and had they never seen a blinking turn signal before????
I think I scared the poop out of them.
Not my proudest moment.
At least I refrained from swearing at them in front of my 4 year old. Who, by the way, was completely oblivious to the whole thing. Hilarious.