James from work always has the best stories. Here is one from last week that I just love. He was calling up this new restaurant that shows movies and AND serves food and beer while the movie is playing. Movie + food + beer. Great concept, right?
James: Hello, what kind of cuisine do you serve there?
Movie/Food Worker: Excuse me? What do you mean?
James: You know, like American cuisine, or…
Movie/Food Worker: (very indignant!) Sir! We don’t serve cuisine here. ALL our food is made from scratch.
My favorite part of the story is imagining this kid going back to his coworkers and making fun of James. “DUDES! This dude just called us and wanted to know what kind of cuisine we have here! Can you fucking BELIEVE that? What an idiot!”