Declan: Is the Easter Bunny real?
Aimee: [evasive maneuver] What do you think?
Declan: I don’t think he is! I think he is a man dressed up in a bunny suit! There are no bunnies that big!
Declan: [now really getting into it] And also, how could he get around with just one basket? He must have more than one. I bet he drives around with a truckload of baskets to get to all those kids.
Declan: [more mumbly in sleepiness] And he could be part of my imagination anyway, but then how does the candy and toys show up in the morning? So I think he is real, but just a man dressed up as a bunny.
Aimee: Imagination is a very cool thing.
Translation… SAFE! … For one more year at least.