Here is the post from Tuesday that I deemed too undignified to be posted on Obama Day. It’s probably too undignified to be posted any day, but eh. Who cares? It’s funny.
So. We canceled our cable two years ago for the sheer pleasure and money saving benefit of having enough cash on hand to have our house cleaned every two weeks.
The best thing I have ever done in my whole life.
Especially since our cable company never actually turned off the cable so we still get some cable channels through the TV. Yeah us!
But the other day, when our cleaning lady was here, she accidentally turned our heat up as she was dusting. To like 100. Like our house was a sauna when we got home.
What is significant about this?
Apparently, to Declan, the most significant thing was how warm the toilet seat was.
See, Declan has always been a constipated child. Since birth. So, generally trips to the bathroom for the expulsion of solids take a while. A long while.
The day of the freaky tropical rain forest heat in our house?
“Mama! I am so glad that Maria turned the heat up. Because THIS toilet seat is sooooooo snugly and sooooooo warm. Usually it is cold, but today, I loooooove it. And if this wasn’t a toilet with a big hole and filled with water, I would tooooootally go to sleep RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.”
I swear. He totally said that.
And yes, this post also makes me one of those terrible mommy bloggers who share too much, where Declan will be traumatized by what I wrote in about 10 years.
But again, eh. Who cares? It’s funny.