The Jokers

Clearly I think my boys are hilarious.

Maybe the conversation at dinner the other night proves me wrong, though.

[Transcribed from my iPhone recorder]:

Declan: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bryan: I don’t know.

Declan: To get to the other side!

Declan: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Bryan: I don’t know.

Declan: To get to the other slide!

Bryan: Wait! I have one. Why did the mouse cross the road?

Declan: I don’t know.

Bryan: Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Bryan: Oh! Oh! I have another!

Bryan: Two guys walk into a bar. Which is kinda silly. Cause you figure when the first guy hit it, the second guy would have seen it.

Declan: I don’t get that at all. That is so not funny. And I don’t even go to bars!

Declan:
Oh! IIIIIIII just made up a new one. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bryan: I don’t know.

Declan: To get away from the dead chicken that was actually beef laying there rotting on the street.

Bryan: [Silence] Ummm….

Yeah, we’re looking into therapy.

This article has 10 comments

  1. Jozet at Halushki

    I’d like to prescribe 30 hours of Monty Python and a vegan diet for a week. Some great humor chops there, but he’s obviously crying out for guidance. ūüėČ

  2. Twingly

    Sounds like a conversation at my own dinner table!! Gotta love funny kids!!

  3. Anonymous

    LOL!

  4. zipper

    The last one is my favorite. Maybe I need therapy too.

  5. Amanda

    Yes, I can kind of relate, we’ve just hurtled headfirst into butt humor. Oh, the lengths they can go with “butt.” Sigh.

  6. Anonymous

    no, you were right in the beginning – they are hilarious! – m

  7. JH

    Based on that I also think your boys are hilarious. Everyone needs a light-hearted afternoon chuckle. Thanks!

  8. Amber

    HA!!!!!

  9. dawn

    why did dawn laugh at this post?
    because aimee’s boys are hilarious.
    kid humor is the best.

  10. Jill Brown

    That’s my house too! Hahahahaha!

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