So, you know how Ricky Martin turned out to be gay? Shocker, right? Yeah. Not so much.
The good news is I am super happy that Ricky finally felt comfortable enough in his own skin to be who he is out in the world, because personally, I could give a fig what or who other people do in the bedroom.
That doesn’t mean that Favstar didn’t have me rolling around on the bed laughing at Ricky Martin jokes that night – or, did it stop Bryan and James and I from talking about who ELSE might be gay during lunch, which lead to a conversation about the people who would be hilarious to watch come out even thought we totally knew they were not, in fact, gay.
I started recording us chatting on my phone to help me remember it for a post, but screw it. Here is the recording. As my post.
And here is our resulting Top 5. People who would be hilarious to watch come out but aren’t actually gay. Except Urkle. We’re still pretty sure he is gay.
I blame Spring Fever for all this.