Yes, I have MORE health issues. My back has been killing me for a week. Like, I am walking at a 45 degree angle for most of the day. Or doing my best Golden Girls impression. Either way, my kid is having a field day making fun of me.
That’s OK, because I am making him do something he’s done his whole life at a rate that is annoying him more than he is annoying me. Well, basically we are in an annoyance spiral right now, but that’s cool as long as he walks on my back.
Yes. Walks on my back.
Like Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels.
Except not sexy and not snapping my neck.
I am pretty sure it stems from not bending over for two months – an aftershock of ear surgery. I get massages regularly and have had two huge ones since this started happening. I asked about chiropractors and acupuncture on twitter and got mixed answers. I have been trying to stretch again but it’s slow going.
Any other ideas?