Best Tweets Archives

Funny Tweets from January 2015

Posted on February 3, 2015
by Aimee

It's a new year, let's get some laughs in. I love following funny people on Twitter and here are some of my favorites from January 2015.

Me: "I better email myself this piece of info in the unlikely event that I forget it." Phone dings. Me: "Ooh, email! Wonder who it's from!"
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) February 2, 2015

They say not to go to bed angry so what am I supposed to do, never sleep?
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) January 20, 2015

Katy Perry discovered Missy Elliot the way Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney the way Christopher Columbus discovered America.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 2, 2015

Okay, look, there's a Black History Month because the other 11 ARE White History Months.
— Sir Chris Velazquez (@brilliantorange) January 22, 2015

Funny Tweets from November, Thanksgiving & Black Friday

Posted on November 28, 2014
by Aimee

My picks for best humor tweets this month with (of course) high emphasis on Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the upcoming holiday season. Enjoy!

Doing that ninja exercise where you punch water, only instead of water I'm using gravy, and instead of my fists, I'm using my tongue.
— J. Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) November 28, 2014

I'm thankful I didn't have to find out which family member brought the bottle of Ménage a Trois wine to Thanksgiving dinner.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) November 28, 2014

"I don't think I'm going to make it to #SideboobSunday, you guys," he moaned from the La-Z-boy, cradling a distended, gravy-filled stomach.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) November 28, 2014

The only CGI in Star Wars The Force Awakens will be used to close Harrison Ford's earring hole.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 28, 2014

Funny Tweets of Twitter – August 2014

Posted on August 29, 2014
by Aimee

People ask me to do these all the time, so FINE. I am going to try harder and get organized. How about once a month? Come back in September and see if I actually follow a schedule. Until then, enjoy these gems collected from the last month on Twitter. In no particular order because, hello, there is no way I am going to get THAT organized.

Top Twitter People in Denver & Colorado

Posted on March 26, 2014
by Aimee

Everyone is posting their first-tweet and who-followed-them-first in celebration of Twitter's 8th birthday. Mine was a very benign "what is this thing about" type of comment in 2007, mainly to follow all the people I knew in Denver who had joined. All these years later I have found so many real (and imaginary) friends via Twitter, here in Colorado and around the world.