Funny Tweets Archives

Funny Christmas Tweets

Posted on December 25, 2015
by Aimee

I used to be so good at holiday cards, but seeing as I immediately upload every photo I have all year long... consider this post my Christmas card to you all. A collection of very funny people on Twitter and their hilarious tweets from this time…

Funny Tweets from November, Thanksgiving & Black Friday

Posted on November 28, 2014
by Aimee

My picks for best humor tweets this month with (of course) high emphasis on Thanksgiving, Black Friday and the upcoming holiday season. Enjoy!

Doing that ninja exercise where you punch water, only instead of water I'm using gravy, and instead of my fists, I'm using my tongue.
— J. Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) November 28, 2014

I'm thankful I didn't have to find out which family member brought the bottle of Ménage a Trois wine to Thanksgiving dinner.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) November 28, 2014

"I don't think I'm going to make it to #SideboobSunday, you guys," he moaned from the La-Z-boy, cradling a distended, gravy-filled stomach.
— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) November 28, 2014

The only CGI in Star Wars The Force Awakens will be used to close Harrison Ford's earring hole.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 28, 2014

Funny Tweets of Twitter – September 2014

Posted on October 2, 2014
by Aimee

Yeah, I know it is October, but I have been in Costa Rica so hopefully I get some slack. Here are some funny tweets I have been saving from the month of September 2014.

Favorite, follow and enjoy!

When someone asks you to take a picture of their group, see how far you can back up with their phone before they say something. — Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) September 26, 2014

Not trying to be overdramatic here but goodbye *life as I know it. *My three year old dropped his nap. — Melissa Sher (@thismelissasher) September 23, 2014

When in doubt, yank the cord out. This summarizes my computer repair skills. — Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 18, 2014

Funny Tweets of Twitter – August 2014

Posted on August 29, 2014
by Aimee

People ask me to do these all the time, so FINE. I am going to try harder and get organized. How about once a month? Come back in September and see if I actually follow a schedule. Until then, enjoy these gems collected from the last month on Twitter. In no particular order because, hello, there is no way I am going to get THAT organized.

New Funny Tweets

Posted on May 20, 2014
by Aimee

I used to do these kinds of posts more, and a friend asked me recently why I stopped. I kind of sat up and thought to myself... "I have no idea???" I still visit my favorite tweeters almost every night on Favstar.fm and Witstream. So, here are some recent gems for you to laugh at as well.

Top Twitter People in Denver & Colorado

Posted on March 26, 2014
by Aimee

Everyone is posting their first-tweet and who-followed-them-first in celebration of Twitter's 8th birthday. Mine was a very benign "what is this thing about" type of comment in 2007, mainly to follow all the people I knew in Denver who had joined. All these years later I have found so many real (and imaginary) friends via Twitter, here in Colorado and around the world.