Family

Press 1 to kill your husband.

A: ((dials Bryan's extension... ringg ringg))B: ((answers phone)) Hello, thank you for calling Bryan. If you would like speak to Bryan, press 1.A: ((1))B: I'm sorry, all Bryan's are busy right now. If you would like to talk to a horse, press 2.A: ((2))B: Now,…

Hot Potato

A friend asked over the weekend what my favorite Halloween costume of all time was. I told her about how I loved the costumes my mom made for me growing up (she was super handy with needle and thread, a gene that did NOT flow…

End of the Puppies.

Bryan just called. Declan had a dental checkup this morning. First off, he did AWESOME. He let the dentist do all sorts of poking and prodding.... and his teeth look really good. WTG Dex! BUT. The dentist says he needs to get rid of his…

Some things about me.

I grew up in Maryland. Went to college in Florida. Have lived in Colorado for 12 years.Married Bryan nearly 10 years ago. We are great for each other.Had Declan in Sept 2002.We didn't think we were ever going to have kids. We spent 2 years…

About Us

Both "Greeble" and "Monkey" were my son's nicknames while he was in my belly. So Greeblemonkey is where I document our lives. I am a graphic designer/web developer from Denver who loves music and movies and the two goofballs I live with. I take pottery…