Me: "I better email myself this piece of info in the unlikely event that I forget it." Phone dings. Me: "Ooh, email! Wonder who it's from!"— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) February 2, 2015
They say not to go to bed angry so what am I supposed to do, never sleep?— caprice crane (@capricecrane) January 20, 2015
Katy Perry discovered Missy Elliot the way Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney the way Christopher Columbus discovered America.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 2, 2015
Okay, look, there's a Black History Month because the other 11 ARE White History Months.— Sir Chris Velazquez (@brilliantorange) January 22, 2015
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When someone asks you to take a picture of their group, see how far you can back up with their phone before they say something. — Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) September 26, 2014
Not trying to be overdramatic here but goodbye *life as I know it. *My three year old dropped his nap. — Melissa Sher (@thismelissasher) September 23, 2014
When in doubt, yank the cord out. This summarizes my computer repair skills. — Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 18, 2014