Author: Aimee

Dear Declan,I usually don't write birthday letters, but for some reason I feel like I need to this year. Something about leaving 5 behind for 6 feels BIG. Like I am losing my baby.Maybe because this year has been so big for you. If you…

She not only assigned me the DNC but September 11th over at Mile High Mamas. What is her deal anyway? Oh hell, I might just have to buy her a drink when we all get together tomorrow night to make amends.In all seriousness, I hope…

As if THAT doesn't happen like every other day. This blog should really be called "Greeblemonkey written by Aimee, but what that really means is Aimee regurgitating all the funny shit that Bryan does."So here's Bryan's funny shit for today.He forwards me the ad to…

Declan's friend Iris had her birthday party this weekend. She is exactly one week older than Declan. And Iris' mom Sarah had this great face painter come and make the kids look magical. Which in turn forced me to be required to hire that very…

Two reasons.1. I tweeted my face off about it last week and I figured people were sick of hearing it.2. Gloria Steinem said exactly what I wanted to say, but much better than I could ever have.

Waking up is a struggle for every single person in this house. Lord help us when Declan becomes a teenager. It's bad enough with just Bryan and me.Bryan: Grrrrr.Aimee: Ahhhhhkkk.Bryan: Meahhhhhhhhhhhhh.Aimee: (starting to giggle) Orrrrrrrrrrgggg.Bryan: Ehhhhhhhppppaaaakkk.Aimee: (still groggy but awake and laughing now) OK, what's…

I can use that title now that I know how to spell "conundrum" - thanks to Laurie and Richard via Twitter.So here's the deal. Declan has always been sensitive. And we have always been about withholding media for him, especially violent media. Sure, he would…