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It's weird to have your child two months early. Nevermind all the drama. For Type A people like me, you basically are just, in two words: NOT READY.My pal Mayberry Mom talked about the strangeness of sharing "the news" when you have a c-section, that…

Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed in the Governor's mansion. A TANNING BED. The Vice Presidential pick for a man who has battled the most deadly form of skin cancer multiple times is so clueless and unconcerned about her health that she installed a…

Dear Declan,I usually don't write birthday letters, but for some reason I feel like I need to this year. Something about leaving 5 behind for 6 feels BIG. Like I am losing my baby.Maybe because this year has been so big for you. If you…

She not only assigned me the DNC but September 11th over at Mile High Mamas. What is her deal anyway? Oh hell, I might just have to buy her a drink when we all get together tomorrow night to make amends.In all seriousness, I hope…

As if THAT doesn't happen like every other day. This blog should really be called "Greeblemonkey written by Aimee, but what that really means is Aimee regurgitating all the funny shit that Bryan does."So here's Bryan's funny shit for today.He forwards me the ad to…

Declan's friend Iris had her birthday party this weekend. She is exactly one week older than Declan. And Iris' mom Sarah had this great face painter come and make the kids look magical. Which in turn forced me to be required to hire that very…

Two reasons.1. I tweeted my face off about it last week and I figured people were sick of hearing it.2. Gloria Steinem said exactly what I wanted to say, but much better than I could ever have.