Declan: Mommy, this is a picture of a song about Sad.
Aimee: Excuse me?
Declan: This is a picture of a song about Sad.
Aimee: So you are the next Dan Fogelberg, huh?
Declan: (sincerely)… Yeah.
(At Open House at local elementary school)
Bryan: Hey Dex, look.. that is the cafeteria! That is where kids from this school eat lunch.
Declan: Do they have cats there?
Bryan: (Pause, confused). No, it’s CAFFF-A-TERIA. Not CAT-A-TERIA.
Declan: This is very tasty.
Bryan: Do you know what tasty means?