Shows how well she knows us.
Bryan's sister sent Declan a gift card from Wal-Mart.UPDATE: After thinking about this... maybe she does know us and is just trying to piss us off.
Speaking of Christmas…
During this holiday season, I have felt really conflicted. Mainly because Declan is "there" enough to finally understand what is going on and I have no idea how to explain it all to him without feeling like a liar or a hypocrite.As I have mentioned…
Reason #247 Why I Love Living In Colorado
I head west on my commute into the office every day. Not only does it afford a fabulous view of the Rocky Mountains every morning, but on days before a holiday weekend, you also get to see all the vehicles loaded to the gills with…
We are ready for Christmas, except for the poop smell in the house
Warning, this is another gross one. Rio has been having diarrhea for the past 3 days. In general, she has been kind enough to do it on piles of dirty clothes in the laundry room when we are not here to let her out. But…
Overhead at a dinner party last night…
Host: (to Bryan) "Hey, you have glitter on your face!"Bryan: "Yeah, probably."Host: "Is it from rubbing your face in glitter boobs???"Bryan: "Um, actually it is from playing with my 3 year old."Apparently Glitter Boobs was a reference to the TV show "My Name Is Earl"…
Blow Jobs vs. Wire Tapping
Which one is more impeachable? Not to mention the whole "manipulating evidence to get us all to agree to attacking a country that had nothing to do with 9/11" thing.OK, so, yes... technically Clinton lied to a Grand Jury about getting blow jobs. But seriously.…
Just a little vent here.
OK, before you call me Scrooge, I love love love getting holiday cards with photos in them. In fact, I need to figure out a new solution for next year because there is just not enough room on my mantle for all the cards we…