Cake or Death

Declan and I were out to lunch yesterday and I literally heard a mother say this to her bratty, whining, screaming child: “Stop it NOW! Do you want a SPANKING? OK. How about a coookiieee?”

Clearly she subscribes to the Eddie Izzard Cake or Death School of Parenting.


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