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We went up a notch.

Posted on November 23, 2005
by Aimee

Got a little activity sheet from Declan's school, where they had asked him what he is thankful for and the teachers wrote it down for him.Declan's answers?Mommy, Daddy, Jeff and Danielle.Bryan and I did a high five, since we are now ranked higher than macaroni…

It’s the Little Things

Posted on November 19, 2005
by Aimee

After nap today we were all hanging out in Declan's room and talking. (That new bed really is comfortable). I was telling Declan about Thanksgiving, what we were doing to celebrate, and how it is a day to remember the good things in our life.What…

Bushism of The Year

Posted on November 18, 2005
by Aimee

Go to About Political Humor to vote for the most insipid, inane thing our so-called leader said this year. There are some doosies!1) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." —to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his…

Poobs

Posted on November 18, 2005
by Aimee

In a fit of pre-bedtime sillies, Bryan and I decided last night that the hair around his nipples should be called "poobs." Like mixing pubes and boobs. Say it aloud. Poooooobs. I am still giggling.

Speaking of body functions…

Posted on November 17, 2005
by Aimee

Dex and I go potty at the same time sometimes and he almost always leans his head on my leg from his little potty. Freaking adorable. Then he pushes on my leg with his finger and says "squishy!" Not so adorable.

"Merry Fucking Christmas"

Posted on November 14, 2005
by Aimee

Isn't a picture worth a thousand words?This photo is the result of a fairly painful photo session in the tub - wherein I thought it would be cute to mimic a holiday card I saw last year, with the kids had shaving cream beards and…

Guten Morgen

Posted on November 10, 2005
by Aimee

A: "Guten Morgen."B: "Guten Morgen, mein liebchen." (pronouncing it "lib-schen")B: (pause) - "or is it leeeb-shen?"A: "yeah, leeeb-shen."B: "I probably just called you a salamander."