Snow x Height + Holiday = Mood

Remember how I said blizzards bring out the best in people? Apparently that good will lasts exactly 1 hour for every inch of snow you receive. In this case, 24 inches = 24 hours.

Yes, I know traffic sucks, I know it’s hard to drive because not one single side street in the entire city of Denver has been plowed, I know you lost 2 shopping days and Christmas Eve is tomorrow (but really, you should have been a bit more finished by December 20th anyway, don’t you think?), I know there is nowhere to park because snow it piled up 8 feet high in all the parking spots, I know the checkout lines are horrendously long (well, actually, I don’t know this for sure since I finished my shopping a while ago – but I assume they are long), I know your back is killing you from shoveling 2,000 cubic feet of snow (again, I really don’t know that either since Bryan did all the shoveling – but I did watch and make hot cocoa for him, OK?)…

BUT QUIT BEING A CRANKY-ASS DICKHEAD, OK?

YOU’RE KILLIN’ MY CHRISTMAS BUZZ!

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