Me: "I better email myself this piece of info in the unlikely event that I forget it." Phone dings. Me: "Ooh, email! Wonder who it's from!"
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) February 2, 2015They say not to go to bed angry so what am I supposed to do, never sleep?
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) January 20, 2015Katy Perry discovered Missy Elliot the way Kanye West discovered Paul McCartney the way Christopher Columbus discovered America.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 2, 2015Okay, look, there's a Black History Month because the other 11 ARE White History Months.
— Sir Chris Velazquez (@brilliantorange) January 22, 2015When someone asks you to take a picture of their group, see how far you can back up with their phone before they say something.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) September 26, 2014
Not trying to be overdramatic here but goodbye *life as I know it. *My three year old dropped his nap.
— Melissa Sher (@thismelissasher) September 23, 2014
When in doubt, yank the cord out. This summarizes my computer repair skills.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 18, 2014