The Joys of Having A Boy

It’s bedtime…

Declan: My penis is starving!

Aimee: What?

Declan: My penis is starving! It needs some food! … pause… Wait! Penises don’t eat. Unless it’s POOP!

Aimee: Um, penises don’t eat poop!

Declan: OK, maybe they eat grilled cheese!


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