5 Year Old Humor

Here is my impression of all Declan’s jokes lately:

“Roses are red. Farts.”

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  1. Sizzle

    That’s pretty hilarious.

  2. Anonymous

    I just spit my drink.

  3. SP

    If Mom-ing boys has taught me anything it’s that farts are ALWAYS funny.


    Violets are blue.


  5. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    William, you know that one????

  6. Crystal D

    I would have laughed at his jokes (if my kids weren’t around). ūüôā

  7. Natalie


    Somehow, being a mother to a boy as well, I TOTALLY get it.

  8. Anonymous

    oh my. you have your hands full now!

  9. zipper

    That’s my kind of kid.

  10. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    Alison, Declan TOTALLY did that too. They were way funnier than the real ones.

  11. Stacy

    ha ha. That rocks.

  12. rudecactus

    It’s a bad sign that I laughed hysterically at that, right? I don’t care. Funny!

  13. Autumn

    Yep, anything to do with Farts and Butts.. makes my five year old crack up. Do boys EVER outgrow this stage?

  14. Crunchy Carpets

    4 and 6 here…and for the last year it has been HILARIOUS just to even SAY pee or poop or fart!

    Usually “Knock Knock”

    – me “Who’s There?”

    – One of THEM ” FART!!!”



  15. Anonymous

    bwaa haaa haaa! I laughed too!!!! KR

  16. soccer mom in denial

    Our four-year-old is in the “knock knock” phase and they never make sense. That’s what makes them funny.

  17. jon deal

    @Wiliam stole my joke.


  18. Mollyfa

    Oh yeah, you’re in for at least another couple of years of that joke.

  19. Marly

    Best laugh I have had in a while. Thanks.

  20. Angela Fehr

    I have a 4 and a 5 year old, and last week, the bathroom jokes and knock-knock jokes started to great hilarity. I would be more tired of it but I remember myself at that age, and how hilarious it all seemed at the time.

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