Author: Aimee

Declan: Dada, my tummy hurt at school yesterday.Bryan: It did?Declan: Yes. A lot. Then I went to the bathroom and pooped.Bryan: Well, that's good.Declan: But I pooped so much the toilet wouldn't flush.Bryan: {trying not to laugh} Oh really? Did you go get a teacher?Declan:…

The Good News: My friend Sandra flies in from Vegas today.The Bad News: She is used to Vegas weather and will probably turn into a popsicle in the cool Denver evening air.The Bad News: She is allergic to cats, and if you remember, we have…

I got nostalgic after my Snippets post. So I pulled out my photo albums. And laughed my ass off. And I figured you would enjoy it too, so HERE! I stopped at 10 years ago, in 1997. Because my hairs looks exactly the same as…

Sorry guys, I finally have been hit by the evil spambots and need to turn word verification on.Those fuckers ruin it for everyone.

OK, OK, so we got slaughtered last night. And even if we continue to get slaughtered for the whole of the World Series - who cares?WE'RE IN THE WORLD SERIES, MAN.My pal Allison and I have ribbing each other because that's what people do when…

Bryan and I had lunch at The Yard House yesterday. I wanted a burger, he a salad. Which cracks me up when we do that, because the server invariably hands us each the wrong meal. "No, I'll take the big hunk of flesh, and he's…

Yup, Henry Rollins *still* ranks as the only man on the planet that both Bryan and I would have sex with. Even more so, seeing as he turns into a bigger goofball as he mellows with age.And I twittered the whole damn thing:http://twitter.com/greeblemonkey