It’s Been A Swimmy Day All Around
The day started with subterfuge. See, it's Jeff's birthday next week and Danielle has been running herself ragged planning a surprise birthday party for him at their community pool. So, Bryan was the "ruse" and lured Jeff away for some manly tennis, in which Bryan…
How One Boy Can Melt Your Heart
"I just played eeny-meeny-miney-moe with you and Dadda. But you both won. So I have the mostest love for you guys in the whole world."And yes, that's my kid, with no pants on, playing in the river at Rockygrass.So, he can melt my heart twice.
The Missing Piece
As I am working through all these dreams I have been having (and there continue to be a lot), I have had this vague sense of anger for the past month. I talked to my therapist about it today and she assured me that it…
Only a Category 1, and maybe Mary Poppins at that.
Aimee: I had a mild night terror last night.Bryan: Yeah, you sat up and gasped.Aimee: Yeah. It wasn't too bad.Bryan: Do you remember it?Aimee: It was an open umbrella coming down on me.Bryan: An umbrella?Aimee: Yeah. A pink one.Bryan: [pause.] You were attacked by a…
Lest you think I would shirk my jury service…
Let me tell you about my second time being called up.(I have been called up 3 times now, counting yesterday. The first time, I got as far as voir dire - but apparently I was not good enough for one of the lawyers because I…
Hecubus will swoop from the sky to save me!
Guess where I am off to today? Jury Duty!Guess what I have got? A cold, my womanly crap, and 6,000,000 things to do at the office!HOORAY!Bryan said last night that the judge better watch his ass, because it's like the perfect storm of hell coming…