Author: Aimee

As a public service, I have prepared components for Oscar nominees to use for next year's Oscars to make sure they give short, sweet and appropriate acceptance speeches.Here are the people you are allowed to thank:• The Academy - lest you forget the people who…

I can't believe what I just did.Some idiot teenage girls in a Jeep with the top down purposely and flagrantly stole my parking spot at Whole Foods (which is always the biggest zoo on the entire planet), all the while laughing their asses off and…

Here is Declan trying to feed a grape to his toy dinosaur. Because they are healthy."See Mama, he likes them!"Damn, he is adorable.

Remember Ed Grimley? Martin Short on SNL back in the day?Because LITERALLY, this is what my son was acting like for 20 minutes before bed tonight. I am not exaggerating AT ALL. The posture, the pacing, the tone... everything. Declan even added his own personal…

Damn Best Buy and Ticketmaster!!! I made every effort to get the coveted Police concert tickets, but alas - I was foiled.First, the Best Buy presale was only for $225 tickets. Fuck that!Then, today - I logged on to Ticketmaster at precisely 9:59am. I rammed…

Here is my infamous leggings outfit. Keep in mind that the pic was snapped by my husband at 7am as he was running out the door to go snowshoeing all day with Rob. So, I am in my full morning glory. And I neglected to…

My friend Jen from New York (need the location clarifier because any girl born in the 70's has millions of friends named Jennifer) read my Potato post and reminded me that "addiction is addiction is addiction." She is totally right. And I sure hope I…