Author: Aimee

I have been going to my massage therapist once a month (OK, sometimes twice a month) since I was pregnant with Declan. That makes it nearly 5 years now. And my main complaint has always been my ass. Specifically the side of my ass, nearly…

There was another sale at the Children's Place Outlet this week.

Sorry, Bryan and Declan. You have been replaced by a breakfast cereal.The last time I met with my nutritionist, she looked at my diet and decided I needed fiber, fiber, FIBER. (Who doesn't?) And after a dissertation on the basics of whole grains over the…

As a public service, I have prepared components for Oscar nominees to use for next year's Oscars to make sure they give short, sweet and appropriate acceptance speeches.Here are the people you are allowed to thank:• The Academy - lest you forget the people who…

I can't believe what I just did.Some idiot teenage girls in a Jeep with the top down purposely and flagrantly stole my parking spot at Whole Foods (which is always the biggest zoo on the entire planet), all the while laughing their asses off and…

Here is Declan trying to feed a grape to his toy dinosaur. Because they are healthy."See Mama, he likes them!"Damn, he is adorable.

Remember Ed Grimley? Martin Short on SNL back in the day?Because LITERALLY, this is what my son was acting like for 20 minutes before bed tonight. I am not exaggerating AT ALL. The posture, the pacing, the tone... everything. Declan even added his own personal…