Author: Aimee

On the way home from dinner tonight, we passed the Fox TV station.Declan: F-O-X. That spells fox! That must be a toy store. They sell toy foxes there.Bryan: Very good reading! But that actually is a TV station. The Fox News station.Declan: No, it's not.…

Yes, yet again - two people I adore share a birthday.This time, the celebratory wishes go out to, first, Uncle Bill! Bill is a smart, generous - and if you aren't careful - he'll catch you with his wicked sense of humor. We eventually had…

"That's fine if you want to leave those toys on the floor. I'll just gather whatever is there and give them all away to other kids."

Yes, I was that girl in high school. The friend. At the time I actually thought I was a fat, ugly pig... but as I look back at my high school pic compared the the Beautiful People... I must have been wearing Teen-Colored Glasses. Meaning,…

"We're giving a shout out to Mel Gibson for our next song. Not for any reason in particular. But maybe if I claimed I was drunk on stage when I made my comments a few years ago [about George W. Bush], people might not have…

We were doomed from the start. The sky was spitting on us. The campground was pretty much just a parking lot of RVs with a few trees thrown in for grins. We only had 1 package of hot dogs for 6 people. After dark, the…

I'd love to insert that whistling show-down theme from The Good, The Bad & The Ugly but I can't (be bothered to go find it on the Internet). Note the silver cat outside our window. That's Mercury from down the street. He's obviously become so…