Salmonella Schmalmonella
In my household, if you help make a cake - you get to eat the batter.Yeah, I know - I live on the edge.
Words that make a Mamma proud. And teary.
We met Declan's friend Trudy and her dad over at the paddle boats today. (In case you are wondering, Trudy got the gigantic dragon and Declan wanted the huge flamingo. For once in my life I didn't have the freaking camera, so you'll just have…
Proof I work with crazy people.
I am so pissed I am missing cake while I am home with Declan.I guess we are gonna just have to make our own motherfucking cake for Bryan's motherfucking birthday.
Birthday Surprise!
As my extra special birthday surprise for Bryan - I got him a... CHAIR! And not just any chair! A leather one that no cat hair can adhere too, thus giving him an actual place in the house to sit and NOT SNEEZE. Somehow I…
Bryan is 37!
Happy birthday to one of my two most favorite people in the world (the son we created together being the other one). You are the funniest, smartest, most thoughtful, friendliest and awesomest HubDad that ever was! I love you and I can't wait for you…
Hard Questions
Declan has been asking about things lately that are pretty damn hard to answer when speaking childeze. Such as...What is a soul? (Damn that Bryan for singing They Might Be Giants around the house)What is stress?What does "minimum" mean?What are stones in the river for?What…
Dana is going to love this one.
So, I was sitting in bed just now, reading a silly romance novel to unwind. I'm like halfway through the thing - and here is the conversation that followed. I feel just about as stupid as the peeeenis/pennnnis incident from 6th grade.Aimee: Have you ever…