Author: Aimee

Babysitting

Tonight we babysat for friends who had a baby 6 weeks ago. Little Baby was so incredibly good - I don't think he cried once. After watching Declan dance like a trained monkey for about an hour, he proceeded to fall asleep on Bryan for…

Recurring Nightmare

Even with the Lunesta, I still have vivid dreams. I am so thankful that I do not have regular night terrors anymore - my night terrors were on the level of: screaming my head off, punching Bryan, and being petrified of someone being in the…

Happy poop day!

Bryan played Mr. Expert Plumber today and replaced our old, failing toilet. I can't express the joy of, when flushing the toilet, our excrement actually going down the shoot on the 1st try.Meanwhile, Declan and I went out in search of big boy beds today.…

The man who both Bryan and I have a crush on.

If you don't recognize him, it's Henry Rollins. Formerly of the punk band Black Flag, currently dabbles in just about everything media related. Saw him do 3 hours of spoken word in Boulder last night and per usual, he was fucking awesome. Hilariously funny, but…

Weather

It was gray and raining this morning, then snowing and then within 15 minutes, clear blue skies and massive sunshine. Took some fun pictures of wet leaves, though. Thanks, Mother Nature!

Press 1 to kill your husband.

A: ((dials Bryan's extension... ringg ringg))B: ((answers phone)) Hello, thank you for calling Bryan. If you would like speak to Bryan, press 1.A: ((1))B: I'm sorry, all Bryan's are busy right now. If you would like to talk to a horse, press 2.A: ((2))B: Now,…

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