Author: Aimee

Guernica at Three Years Old

Warning, massive Mommy bragging ahead.But my kid can draw his ass off.This is the mural that he drew on a piece of dry wall this afternoon with sidewalk chalk. It's like 6 feet long. Well, as long as a piece of dry wall - whatever…

Otitis Media

That's the fancy schmancy doctor term for ear infection.And not Declan's ear, but mine. I was looking for another excuse to skip working out this morning and headed to the doctor's instead. He immediately saw it and immediately gave me some antibiotics. Unlike the last…

Eddie Vedder has been listening to my prayers

Or he is just as pissed at Bush & Co. as we all are.The new Pearl Jam song actually sounds like Pearl Jam... as opposed to all the whiney shit they have put out in recent years... you know - the songs that sounded like…

More proof…

... that I am completely anal retentive:I was feeling totally out of control at work and just meticulously went through my inbox. I went from 346 emails sitting there... to 49. All flagged for follow-up. And I now only have 18 sitting in my sent…

Speaking of Penises

Or should that be penusi?ANYWAY.Even given the fact that he has been enamoured with pink lately and also asked me to paint his toenails the other day... Declan has mastered one major "boy" thing lately: standing up to pee!You should see the look on his…

The Joys of Having A Boy

It's bedtime...Declan: My penis is starving!Aimee: What?Declan: My penis is starving! It needs some food! ... pause... Wait! Penises don't eat. Unless it's POOP!Aimee: Um, penises don't eat poop!Declan: OK, maybe they eat grilled cheese!