Author: Aimee

Or he is just as pissed at Bush & Co. as we all are.The new Pearl Jam song actually sounds like Pearl Jam... as opposed to all the whiney shit they have put out in recent years... you know - the songs that sounded like…

PIM pal Tisha sent this today and I laughed so hard I was actually hooting.

... that I am completely anal retentive:I was feeling totally out of control at work and just meticulously went through my inbox. I went from 346 emails sitting there... to 49. All flagged for follow-up. And I now only have 18 sitting in my sent…

Or should that be penusi?ANYWAY.Even given the fact that he has been enamoured with pink lately and also asked me to paint his toenails the other day... Declan has mastered one major "boy" thing lately: standing up to pee!You should see the look on his…

It's bedtime...Declan: My penis is starving!Aimee: What?Declan: My penis is starving! It needs some food! ... pause... Wait! Penises don't eat. Unless it's POOP!Aimee: Um, penises don't eat poop!Declan: OK, maybe they eat grilled cheese!

...when you are driving home from work,...and are wearing Crest White Strips to whiten your teeth,...and you sneeze,...and the White Strips spew out of your mouth and land on the steering wheel....THAT is damn funny.

My PIM friend Christine in Canada had a little bit to say about my Crocs post."I am so proud that you bought Dex some crocs! We are big fans of them here. And don't knock'em cause they're made in Canada - DEX WAS TOO!!!!!"Touché!