Author: Aimee

Dripping sinus ooze

While visiting the allergist last week, he recommended that I so a different style of nasal irrigation. I have rhinitis from growing up in a house of smokers and subsequently moving to an urban area that has a brown cloud descend upon it every winter.…

2 steps forward, 1 step back.

The Puppy Removal Procedure is not going well after a good start. He definitely has slowed the chewing and is trying hard - but it is so instinctual at this point, he doesn't even realize he is doing it... especially while sleeping.I think we are…

Babysitting

Tonight we babysat for friends who had a baby 6 weeks ago. Little Baby was so incredibly good - I don't think he cried once. After watching Declan dance like a trained monkey for about an hour, he proceeded to fall asleep on Bryan for…

Recurring Nightmare

Even with the Lunesta, I still have vivid dreams. I am so thankful that I do not have regular night terrors anymore - my night terrors were on the level of: screaming my head off, punching Bryan, and being petrified of someone being in the…

The man who both Bryan and I have a crush on.

If you don't recognize him, it's Henry Rollins. Formerly of the punk band Black Flag, currently dabbles in just about everything media related. Saw him do 3 hours of spoken word in Boulder last night and per usual, he was fucking awesome. Hilariously funny, but…

Weather

It was gray and raining this morning, then snowing and then within 15 minutes, clear blue skies and massive sunshine. Took some fun pictures of wet leaves, though. Thanks, Mother Nature!

Press 1 to kill your husband.

A: ((dials Bryan's extension... ringg ringg))B: ((answers phone)) Hello, thank you for calling Bryan. If you would like speak to Bryan, press 1.A: ((1))B: I'm sorry, all Bryan's are busy right now. If you would like to talk to a horse, press 2.A: ((2))B: Now,…