Boys… you might want to skip this one.

Not that many boys read this blog. But just in case, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Never, ever, has a woman been so thrilled as to receive her period exactly one week before leaving on a tropical vacation. I never thought the words YAHOO and PERIOD would even be in the same stratosphere, much less the same sentence. But – don’t you see??? Not only will I be over all the cramping, bleeding and bitchiness just in time for Mexico… but I will also be right at that wonderful post-period de-bloated stage where I feel skinny for a precious few days.

Of course, the downside for Bryan and Declan is that they get the brunt of not only my ear infection, but also my period this very evening. Bryan has already suggested that he and Declan take up temporary residence elsewhere.

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