You’re kidding me, right?

All week long I have heard ads on the radio from the local grocery store, asking me to stock up for “Sweetest Day” – which is this Saturday. Seriously? Sweetest Day? Like, a poor cousin to Valentine’s Day, but instead of just involving your sweetheart, you need to give cards and candy to everyone you like?

That’s marketing genius right there, folks.

And utter bullshit. Like I need another holiday to make me run around and buy shit, especially shit that is made from refined sugar.

I’ll pass. (And Bryan is doing a happy jig right now).

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