So, I have an awesome neighbor across the street. I never see her because she splits life and work between here and Texas, but she is awesome nonetheless. She comes to our parties en route to client meetups with trays of food, and has huge (I mean, like taller than her) blowup pumpkins on her porch over Halloween. Plus, I always get these funny little emails about the goings-on around the neighborhood.
My favorite lately?
“OK. WHO in our neighborhood would think it is appropriate to name their broadband connection “Blowjobs Available” – ??? Although hilarious, there are kids connecting to the internet around here!!!”
After I stopped laughing, I replied:
“That must be just on YOUR slutty side of the street – because that does NOT come up on my list of possible connections.”
But, you know what? What the hell?
Clearly I have a potty mouth and love to joke as much as the rest of them. Maybe not so much about blowjobs, much to the chagrin of my husband, but still – I AM NO PRUDE.
My friend is right! What the fuck? Let’s leave the cursing and sex talk where it belongs!
On my blog.