Author: Aimee

Or should that be penusi?ANYWAY.Even given the fact that he has been enamoured with pink lately and also asked me to paint his toenails the other day... Declan has mastered one major "boy" thing lately: standing up to pee!You should see the look on his…

It's bedtime...Declan: My penis is starving!Aimee: What?Declan: My penis is starving! It needs some food! ... pause... Wait! Penises don't eat. Unless it's POOP!Aimee: Um, penises don't eat poop!Declan: OK, maybe they eat grilled cheese!

...when you are driving home from work,...and are wearing Crest White Strips to whiten your teeth,...and you sneeze,...and the White Strips spew out of your mouth and land on the steering wheel....THAT is damn funny.

My PIM friend Christine in Canada had a little bit to say about my Crocs post."I am so proud that you bought Dex some crocs! We are big fans of them here. And don't knock'em cause they're made in Canada - DEX WAS TOO!!!!!"Touché!

Declan was up all night sick – coughing and fever so I am home with him. I have a touch of it too. But mainly I felt bad because Bryan was up with him every half hour while I groggily half-heard what was going on…

I finally got a chance to give Bryan a haircut. Looks pretty damn good if you ask me. I guess that is what happens when you have been cutting someone's hair for almost 14 years.We got it just in time, too, because he was beginning…

Remember how I said there was this one kid in Declan's class who acts out all the time? The one who screams all day, is constantly rude to other kids... and is even worse to his parents (and I mean RUDE - like "I hate…