Humor

While I Was At Blissdom…

Declan made this Wordle for me.Apparently he thinks I eat a lot of junk food when I travel.And needs more spelling lessons.NOW YOU.Have your kids do a Wordle about YOU -and see what they come up with.Let me see 'em in the comments.

Top 25 Funny Tweets of Christmas 2011

Every so often I do a funny tweet round-up, and last year everyone seemed to like my best tweets of Christmas list. Well, when I say "like," I mean laugh HYSTERICALLY and LOL and LMAO and ROTFL and IDKWTFIATA. (Try and see if you can…

A Month of Tweets About My Family

I was actually going to go back further in time, but Twitter only lets you look back a month. Or maybe that is when I got tired of looking. Not sure.Either way, I kind of realized that I almost have been living two lives online.…

Traffic NASCAR

Bryan gets stuck in traffic a lot during his commute, so he decided to take the power back today.And then he realized he was filming vertically and made another.I love being married to this lunatic.

This Is Only Funny If You Have Seen The Muppet Movie

Declan has been experimenting with voices lately. A lot.Some are cool, some are really annoying.Like, really really really annoying.Like the high pitched voice he used all morning long today.ALL. MORNING. LONG.It was this mix of girly and gratey and pitchy and squeeley and draggy and…

Pig Wars: Episode I

I was going to name this: "That Time My Kid Was Hilariously Awesome & Played With The Video Camera For Hours & After I Saw It, We Edited It Together & Laughed Really Hard, and Now You Get To See It Too..."But sometimes simplicity is…

This Is Why I Love Declan’s School

They are teaching him to write letters. They are teaching him to use Excel. They are teaching him about business. They are teaching him about begging his parents for money. They are teaching him we are humans, not aliens. And they are teaching him how…