Funny Tweets: Royal Wedding Edition

Well, OF COURSE, the funny people of Twitter exploded around 5am this morning. I, OF COURSE, was sleeping at that time. Because, OF COURSE, I am experiencing the marriage of Will and Kate like a civilized person, with Tivo and fish and chips and cider and my girlfriends, tonight, AT A NORMAL EFFING HOUR.

In the meantime, enjoy what these hilarious people had to say. The screencaps link to their Favstar pages, where you can go and star more of their very funny tweets.




And you? Did you get up? Did you watch? Do you care?


This article has 27 comments

  1. Leask

    I’m in an odd position. I’m Canadian, and thus technically a subject of the British Monarchy, so I have a built-in vested interest in the Royal Wedding. On the other hand, I’m also a firm anti-monarchist and a believer in the idea of a Canada that is separate from the Commonwealth. In the end, I wish the two kinds – who seem nice enough, really – the same good fortune I wish everybody else getting married.

    Still, the jokes are pretty good!

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  3. monstergirlee

    Thank you Aimee, for presenting the only thing worth watching (reading) regarding the royal wedding. And this will be the extent of my interest. Tho I did see some pix of really BAD (not bad good but bad BAD) hats. Ugh.

  4. Rachel

    This is great! Thank you for collecting all of these 🙂

  5. Megan

    ha ha. – when Kate’s parents get the bill. Love it.

  6. Deb Robison

    Thanks for these Aimee! While I got up to watch the wedding, I was too tired to hold my phone in my hand and tweet at the same time. I only stayed awake until partway through the ceremony. Anyway, thanks for completing my #RoyalWedding experience with a Twitter recap!

  7. Anonymous

    ha, nice. I like it.

  8. Carissa(GoodNCrazy)

    Peeing my pants. Can we vote for our favorite tweet? Can we? Please??

  9. Jocelyn Testes-Harder

    Thanks for the mention!

  10. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    Carrie, I totally watched every minute from beginning to end!

  11. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    And DAMMIT. I need Steve to fix his NASA tweet. ALL ABOUT THE ACCURACY PEOPLE.

  12. carrie

    Thanks Aimee!

  13. carrie

    PS – Of course I did (watch it *hanging head low low low*) 🙂

  14. L

    Snorted over the parrot one.
    Last one is wrong though – space shuttle delayed.

    But some of these are gold. 🙂

  15. Maris

    Laughed at the Ryan Seacrest comment. So many other funny ones too. I watched – when else is it ok to drink mimosas on Friday morning at 6am?

  16. Neal Mayhem

    Good job compiling these. Gonna read these out on the show today. Nice work

  17. painted maypole

    ha ha ha

  18. Everyfann

    You KNOW I loved this! Laughed right along.

  19. Tree

    I actually did not watch, but meant to watch it when I hopped on the treadmill at 5:30 a.m. CST. Hm. It was a boring processional at that time.

    Those are awesome.

  20. MPPs Mom

    that was a fun recap!!

  21. SEF

    At work someone made a comment about the event that night and I honestly thought they were talking about the NFL Draft. Knew the wedding was pending, but had no idea when.

    Man-card renewal – Done!

    Great post Aimee!

  22. Jessica

    How did I miss this post, AImee??? HILARIOUS!

  23. zenrain

    These are hilarious!!!

  24. aimee e

    Funny Stuff! Very Funny Stuff! I did not get up for it but I did have a party that fell on that day so we did a royal theme. Nothing tacky but very cute!

  25. Bess

    Ha ha ha! Just found a bunch of new follows for my twitter account!

  26. RaisingOrleans

    At my wedding we played “Somebody’s Getting Married” by The Muppets from the movie The Muppets Take Manhattan! 🙂

  27. Neal Mayhem

    Just found this while doing a search on ummmm me. I remember that day. I was live tweeting it in my underpants.

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