Declan’s new joke that he thinks is hilarious but really is not.
What did the wolf say when he got out of bed?
I wanna go to the baseball game! But he was really dreaming.
(Get it?!? He was really dreaming!!!)
*Seriously. Please at least snicker at this because he thinks it’s REALLY funny.
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the kid is a comic genius.
As a kinder teacher, I get ridiculous jokes all of the time…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Superman
Superman who?
Superman flies! HAHAHAHAHA
Declan’s is actually decent and at least creative.
I don’t get it, but I still laughed.
It is funny because he thinks it is funny. (my little brother was a joke teller too)
LOL!!!
My five year old used to tell jokes that she thought was hysterical! Such as:
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Bear.
Bear Who?
IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
Yes, these kids are comic geniuses!
I got this to look forward to, huh?
My sister’s joke that entertained her for an insanely long time as a child:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
(followed by maniacal laughter from her and forced smiles from everyone listening)
I totally got it. I swear. 🙂
Cute!
My daughter says this one:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So I could eat him.
And she thinks this is the funniest joke ever!
From my sister when she was about 2: “Does the little tiny moon cry? Noooooooo!”
Kids. They’re just nuts.
Thats pretty good, I did snicker. Really I did.
Sullivan used to get really pissed off because he tried to make up jokes and they were just… not funny.
So one day we made one up together, but really it was his comic genius that made it funny. He made up the punch line all by himself.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Santa Claus
Santa Claus who?
What?! You don’t know who Santa Claus is?
Pretty funny for a 5 yr old.
I love that kid!
Did you hear about the guy who lost the entire left half of his body in a freak accident, but amazingly survived?
Yeah, he’s all right now.
Ba-dum-bump.
From my little sister when she was 5 or so:
What did the tomato say to the Indian?
Please don’t scalp me!
(*crickets chirping*)
We STILL remind her about this turkey when we get together at holidays.