Lil Grams Winner & A Story That Wouldn’t Go On Lil Grams

I said when I posted about Lil Grams that if Lil Grams has been around that maybe I wouldn’t have started a blog. But the truth is, where would I put all the raucous stories that comes from my boys if not for my blog?

But before that, here is the winning number!

Which means LAWYER MAMA! Yeah! Steph, email me your snail mail and I will send you the cute gift card from Greg to start your free year’s subscription.


Now. Did you hear it’s snowing in Denver? Like, A LOT? So guess who is stir crazy? Like, A LOT.

So, I will share a story that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Warm is the important part right now.

See, usually Declan asks ME the hard stuff. Becuase I tell him the answers without crack-pot answers. Bryan is the hilarious dad, the dad you want to play with joke around with, NOT the dad you ask serious questions. Those serious question usually bring out a mischievous gleam in his eye, along with some bullshit answer.

So, I was surprised that this went down while I was at the store one day.

Declan: “Daddy, where do babies come from?”

Bryan: [blink blink blink] “Um. When two people have sex, they can make a baby.”

[He thought the clinical answer would throw the kid off. Silly, silly, man.]

Declan: “Huh. [pause.] What is sex?”

Bryan: “Um. Well. It’s when an adult man and an adult woman are in love. And the adult man put his penis in the woman’s vagina. And his seed is planted to make the baby.”

[It was the truth at least.]

Declan: [blink blink blink] “THAT… IS… DISGUSTING!!!!”


Declan: “Daddy, do YOU and MAMA do THAT?”

Bryan: “Um. Yes. On occasion.”


Declan: “Daddy, I don’t want you to think that I don’t believe you, but I am going to have to check this in my ‘1,000 Facts’ book when we get home.”


I know Greg is really glad he gave me that Lil Grams subscription to give away right about now.

This article has 7 comments

  1. zipper

    holy crap, that is funny. Nice job Bryan!

  2. megan

    Bummed I didn’t win, but that is hilarious!

  3. Lauren

    WOW! He’s already asking, huh????

  4. MB

    classic. Last night, Ellie asked me what “single” meant (I was referring to my relationship status). She said, “well, Ava’s mom is single.” I said, “well, Ava’s mom likes boys. And mama likes girls.” She said, “because you are GAY!!!” Oy.

  5. Sizzle

    He’s going to fact check it. That is so awesome. 🙂

  6. Anonymous

    Somehow I missed this one – HILARIOUS. -m

  7. Angie

    Catching up. ONG. LOVE THIS.

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