OK, even I won’t go *this* far.

Declan is in the bathroom, doing his business. He finishes and is very excited about the size and volume of his poop.

Declan: Mommy! Mommy! Come look at my poop! There is soooooo much.

Aimee: MMM-mmm. Very good job, buddy.

Declan: Will you take a picture of it?

So I know I take photos of the child every day of his life – but NO WAY am I taking photos of his shit.