Declan is in the bathroom, doing his business. He finishes and is very excited about the size and volume of his poop.
Declan: Mommy! Mommy! Come look at my poop! There is soooooo much.
Aimee: MMM-mmm. Very good job, buddy.
Declan: Will you take a picture of it?
So I know I take photos of the child every day of his life – but NO WAY am I taking photos of his shit.