Girls weekend to Chicago in September? Canceled due to my father-in-law’s funeral.
Girls weekend to Chicago in December? Canceled because of a huge snowstorm in Chicago.
OK. Dear God, Mother Nature, Jack Frost, The Smurfs – whoever is listening – I was only joking when I kept saying there would be a huge snowstorm in Denver on April 13th when I flew out to meet my friends.
OK? JUST. KIDDING.