Only a Category 1, and maybe Mary Poppins at that.
Aimee: I had a mild night terror last night.Bryan: Yeah, you sat up and gasped.Aimee: Yeah. It wasn't too bad.Bryan: Do you remember it?Aimee: It was an open umbrella coming down on me.Bryan: An umbrella?Aimee: Yeah. A pink one.Bryan: [pause.] You were attacked by a…