Knee Deep in Crass Around Here

Heading back from lunch just now…

Bryan: “I have put on some weight over the past few months.”

Aimee: (excited) “You have? Really?”

[Sidenote: It really sucks when your husband always weighs less than you do]

Bryan: “Yeah, I actually weigh exactly what you do right now.”

Aimee: (fists pumping in the air and almost losing control of the car) “Hot fucking damn!”

Bryan: “Yeah, you could probably wear my pants.”

Aimee: “Doubt it. We’re still proportioned differently. I’d create a muffin top.”

Bryan: “Hmmm. Maybe… And I guess I do have more of an eclair.”

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  1. monstergirlee


  2. Sue at nobaddays

    Wha ha ha ha ha! funny Bryan.

    And I have the same problem … with the svelt-er husband … with the cute road cycling buns … and me with the muffin top and post baby belly.

  3. Sizzle

    mmm eclair.

  4. Amber

    Let’s try to stuff Bryan and Jamie with food next weekend. My dear husband weighs LESS than he did in high school.

    Some things are just wrong.

  5. Sarah

    He is a total crazyman!

  6. chloebear

    Yikes! I too am afraid of the dreaded muffin top! Damn these hips!

  7. Anonymous

    You guys are crazy!

  8. TxGambit

    ha, ha, ha….

    My brother is thinner than his wife. He says the make the perfect “10”…. It sounds sweet when he says it.

  9. Oh, The Joys

    Heh. With creamy filling and all…

  10. aimee / greeblemonkey

    Amber, totally. It’s been my evil plan all along. 😉

    Melissa… also totally. Except the funny thing is I had a breast reduction. But they are STILL bigger, whew.

    And OTJ – You’s nasty. 😉

  11. samantha Jo Campen

    THAT was FUNNY!

    Oh, and congrats:-)

  12. Melissa

    Yeah, I feel your pain – I HATE that my husband has smaller thighs than I do. At least my boobs are bigger! 😀

  13. sue

    Too funny!

  14. soccer mom in denial

    Ha ha ha. Leaving all sexual comments to other, more experienced folks….

  15. tmrperry

    He is too funny!

  16. Elaine

    My husband is 6’4″ and weighs only 150 lbs, which is sadly LESS than I do 2ypp. Hell, at my best fighting weight, I’m not less than 150.

    So yeah, I hear ya!

  17. aimee / greeblemonkey

    Elaine, 6’4 and 150??? That man needs a cheeseburger!! 😉

  18. Dean Mama

    Hear, hear to your sidenote! I’m in the same boat, darn him!

  19. Tree

    I love your relationship.

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