Knee Deep in Crass Around Here
Heading back from lunch just now…
Bryan: “I have put on some weight over the past few months.”
Aimee: (excited) “You have? Really?”
[Sidenote: It really sucks when your husband always weighs less than you do]Bryan: “Yeah, I actually weigh exactly what you do right now.”
Aimee: (fists pumping in the air and almost losing control of the car) “Hot fucking damn!”
Bryan: “Yeah, you could probably wear my pants.”
Aimee: “Doubt it. We’re still proportioned differently. I’d create a muffin top.”
Bryan: “Hmmm. Maybe… And I guess I do have more of an eclair.”
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ROTFL!!
Wha ha ha ha ha! funny Bryan.
And I have the same problem … with the svelt-er husband … with the cute road cycling buns … and me with the muffin top and post baby belly.
mmm eclair.
Let’s try to stuff Bryan and Jamie with food next weekend. My dear husband weighs LESS than he did in high school.
Some things are just wrong.
He is a total crazyman!
Yikes! I too am afraid of the dreaded muffin top! Damn these hips!
You guys are crazy!
ha, ha, ha….
My brother is thinner than his wife. He says the make the perfect “10”…. It sounds sweet when he says it.
Heh. With creamy filling and all…
Amber, totally. It’s been my evil plan all along. 😉
Melissa… also totally. Except the funny thing is I had a breast reduction. But they are STILL bigger, whew.
And OTJ – You’s nasty. 😉
THAT was FUNNY!
Oh, and congrats:-)
Yeah, I feel your pain – I HATE that my husband has smaller thighs than I do. At least my boobs are bigger! 😀
Too funny!
Ha ha ha. Leaving all sexual comments to other, more experienced folks….
He is too funny!
My husband is 6’4″ and weighs only 150 lbs, which is sadly LESS than I do 2ypp. Hell, at my best fighting weight, I’m not less than 150.
So yeah, I hear ya!
Elaine, 6’4 and 150??? That man needs a cheeseburger!! 😉
Hear, hear to your sidenote! I’m in the same boat, darn him!
I love your relationship.