Author: Aimee

Go get your Imagini VisualDNA!

It's like a new age fortune cookie or horoscope!Go to this site and click on the picture that means the most to you in each category. At the end, it gives you a wrap-up of what it thinks you are all about. Mine was fairly…

The Beauty of Separation

Since Bryan and I work together, we have the luxury of seeing each other all day long. Which in turn, gives us the luxury of having time to pursue outside interests at night. I have my pottery class; he has his 3D class. This semester,…

How a Pigeon has saved my ass.

I have been going to my massage therapist once a month (OK, sometimes twice a month) since I was pregnant with Declan. That makes it nearly 5 years now. And my main complaint has always been my ass. Specifically the side of my ass, nearly…

The New Love of My Life

Sorry, Bryan and Declan. You have been replaced by a breakfast cereal.The last time I met with my nutritionist, she looked at my diet and decided I needed fiber, fiber, FIBER. (Who doesn't?) And after a dissertation on the basics of whole grains over the…

The Template for an Oscar Acceptance Speech

As a public service, I have prepared components for Oscar nominees to use for next year's Oscars to make sure they give short, sweet and appropriate acceptance speeches.Here are the people you are allowed to thank:• The Academy - lest you forget the people who…

A Little Haywire

I can't believe what I just did.Some idiot teenage girls in a Jeep with the top down purposely and flagrantly stole my parking spot at Whole Foods (which is always the biggest zoo on the entire planet), all the while laughing their asses off and…