Author: Aimee

Overhead at a dinner party last night…

  • Posted on December 23, 2005
  • by
Host: (to Bryan) "Hey, you have glitter on your face!"Bryan: "Yeah, probably."Host: "Is it from rubbing your face in glitter boobs???"Bryan: "Um, actually it is from playing with my 3 year old."Apparently Glitter Boobs was a reference to the TV show "My Name Is Earl"…
Read More >>

Blow Jobs vs. Wire Tapping

  • Posted on December 22, 2005
  • by
Which one is more impeachable? Not to mention the whole "manipulating evidence to get us all to agree to attacking a country that had nothing to do with 9/11" thing.OK, so, yes... technically Clinton lied to a Grand Jury about getting blow jobs. But seriously.…
Read More >>

Just a little vent here.

  • Posted on December 22, 2005
  • by
OK, before you call me Scrooge, I love love love getting holiday cards with photos in them. In fact, I need to figure out a new solution for next year because there is just not enough room on my mantle for all the cards we…
Read More >>

The Mommy Whisperer

  • Posted on December 22, 2005
  • by
Declan has picked up the cutest habit lately.Whispering for emphasis.And not just lowering his voice... He grabs your head, with little boy bear paws clamped tighly on either side, pulls your ear near his mouth, and tickles your ear with his little boy breath in…
Read More >>

I am frightened for the youth of America…

  • Posted on December 21, 2005
  • by
Scene: At the mall, in line for lunch at the food court. Three tween/teen-ish kids are horseing around obnoxiously.Girl 1: (Insert Valley Girl voice - which I find amusing since we are over 1,000 miles away from the actual Valley), "Hey!!! I wonder what time…
Read More >>

Utne’s Top 10 Censored Stories of 2005

  • Posted on December 21, 2005
  • by
We subsribe to Utne Magazine and every year they come out with a list of news stories that nobody has heard of. Then I start Googling to find out what the hell they are talking about.==============Read Nothing About It!Ten stories ignored by the mainstream media—By…
Read More >>

Three Nights In A Row…

  • Posted on December 21, 2005
  • by
...I have slept like crap on a stick.One night I had a night terror (the 1st one I've had in months - I thought a man was up on the ceiling in Spider-Man fashion... turns out it was just the ceiling fan)... one night I…
Read More >>