Author: Aimee

Warning, this is another gross one. Rio has been having diarrhea for the past 3 days. In general, she has been kind enough to do it on piles of dirty clothes in the laundry room when we are not here to let her out. But…

Host: (to Bryan) "Hey, you have glitter on your face!"Bryan: "Yeah, probably."Host: "Is it from rubbing your face in glitter boobs???"Bryan: "Um, actually it is from playing with my 3 year old."Apparently Glitter Boobs was a reference to the TV show "My Name Is Earl"…

OK, before you call me Scrooge, I love love love getting holiday cards with photos in them. In fact, I need to figure out a new solution for next year because there is just not enough room on my mantle for all the cards we…

Scene: At the mall, in line for lunch at the food court. Three tween/teen-ish kids are horseing around obnoxiously.Girl 1: (Insert Valley Girl voice - which I find amusing since we are over 1,000 miles away from the actual Valley), "Hey!!! I wonder what time…

We subsribe to Utne Magazine and every year they come out with a list of news stories that nobody has heard of. Then I start Googling to find out what the hell they are talking about.==============Read Nothing About It!Ten stories ignored by the mainstream media—By…