Bryan’s score was nearly double mine.

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How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?


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This article has 27 comments

  1. zipper

    I was 27. Up in Bryan range.

  2. SP

    I scored 26! Bring on the little ankle biters!

  3. Rachel

    I think I got, like, 5 when I took that.

    *Anxiously awaiting your Austin recap post.*

  4. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    Rachel, seriously. You need start working on your ninja kid fighting skills. That is pitiful.

  5. Reese

    18 for me.
    My niece and nephews are in for it now! 😉

  6. Megan

    that is hilarious. forwarding to the email list as we speak.

  7. monstergirlee

    22. Not bad for an old lady who’s only been in maybe 2 fights ever.

  8. J at

    I got 20. I’ll kick their kindergarten asses!

  9. Shannon

    I scored 18. Stronger than I thought!

  10. Sarah O.

    It says I can take on 10 but I’ve been known to lose out to one.

    I’m a lovah, not a fightah!

  11. Sleeping Mommy

    Hey we got the same score!

  12. Kathy

    I got 14, which is probably pretty good for a 35-year-old with no ninja training and had never been in a fight.

  13. carrie

    I got 18.

    Guess I should open a day care center as I am most certainly qualified!

  14. Loralee Choate

    Mine was 23. I KNEW I should have been more gung ho about using a kid as a projectile weapon.

  15. Laural

    I socred 18, which I was all psyched about until I read the comments and saw much higher scores. I have to work on my skills.

  16. Lisa-tastrophies

    Crap! Only 19. I am going to have to work on my skills if I am going to keep teaching school!! Cause seriously, those little buggers can FIGHT!! They make Genghis Khan look like a merciful Gandhi. And girls are worse than boys ~ go figure.
    I am going to pass this link to all my teacher friends
    We may have to start a in-school training program.

  17. motherbumper

    GOOD GOLLY – I scored a 23. No surprise really, I kick ’em all the time at the playground – dirty lil’ ankle biters.

  18. Marketing Mama

    14 for me… although at first I thought it said “in a flight” not “a fight” and I was really confused about why someone would want to take that many 5 year olds on a plane by themselves… ha ha.

  19. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    SJC, your Bryan is the high score so far. ROCK ON!!!!

  20. samantha jo campen

    My Bryan had 35, whereas I scored 15.

    And yet I just had a child with this man. I should keep an eye on him.

  21. Anonymous

    that is hilarious.

  22. Katja of

    I scored 20. Not too evil, but kick ass enough?

  23. Gunfighter

    31 for me… I’m a bad mo-fo.

  24. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    Dude. With a name like Gunfighter, you better have a good score.

  25. Sue at eLp

    Closet pacifist here signing in with 13 … the only one that made me go, “yeah, I can do that …” was picking up a kid and throwing it at the other kids. For some reason that amused me no end … kindergarten ten pin bowling!

  26. michael

    I scored 22. Maybe I should have staid in martial arts longer, but still 22 is a lot of 5 year olds.

    ‘Course they didn’t say anything about screaming, one of my nieces was a screamer at that age and it about killed me.

  27. JennyMoose

    I got a 25- who knew that my Hopkido and Kenpo would come in handy with the little hellkittens? I would think that mechanical bull riding would have done me more good. Of couse I stil can’t tell the difference between a Disney Princess and a Barbie.

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